Telling it like it is

I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the UnitedCaucasianCollege Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens...Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, that is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE?

I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion.

I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird, or tick me off.

When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in cities where 70% of the population is black, that is not racial profiling, it is the Law of Probability.

I believe that if you are selling me a milkshake, a pack of cigarettes, a newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it i n English! As a matter of fact, if you want to be an American citizen, you should have to speak English!

My father and grandfather didn't die in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to come over and disrespect ours.

I think the police should have every right to shoot your sorry butt if you threaten them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word "freeze" or "stop" in English, see the above lines.

I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you are qualified for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans or tax breaks, etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee shop, trinket store, or any other business.

We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk our lives in wars to defend their freedoms, so that decades later they could come over here and tell us our constitution is a living document; and open to their interpretations.

I don't hate the rich I don't pity the poor.

I know pro wrestling is fake, but so are movies and television. That doesn't stop you from watching them.

I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make more If it ticks you off, go and invent the next operating system that's better, and put your name on the building.

It doesn't take a whole village to raise a child right, but it does take a parent to stand up to the kid; and smack their little behinds when necessary, and say "NO!"

I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement. And, please, stay home until that new lip ring heals. I don't want to look at your ugly infected mouth as you serve me French fries!

I am sick of "Political Correctness" I know a lot of black people, and not a single one of them was born in Africa; so how can they be "African-Americans"? Besides, Africa is a continent. I don't go around saying I am a European-American because my great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather was from Europe. I am proud to be from America and nowhere else

And if you don't like my point of view, tough...
I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG, OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND TO THE REPUBLIC, FOR WHICH IT STANDS, ONE NATION UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL!

- Author Unknown

Flickr by Yahoo

OK, signed up for a free Flickr account. http://flickr.com/photos/onlineagain/ I will be adding a "Captioned" part of the blog. Should be the beginning of good clean? fun.

Can you feel it...we've got chemistry here

This was a commercial for SmartBeep, a pager company. Back in 1999 when you emailed your entire contacts every thing you thought was funny, this was popular. Be your own judge, but farts are funny.

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Dance Contest - I Gotz Skilz to pay the Billz

Danny Diamond has called us out. Mattt knocked him down. Now it's time to finish him. Here are the links to a "Dance Contest" I have been tracking. Why? Because it is like a car wreck in the 80's happening today. There are more than what's listed, but these will wet your appetite.

1. Danny Diamond Challenges You to a Dance-off!!!! 03:02
   All you boring bloggers and ass shaking bitches. It's time to step it up.
2. Mattt Potter Takes Danny Diamonds Challenge. 03:36
   Danny you call that a dance video?
3. DANNY DIAMOND DANCE-OFF CHALLENGE (ROUND 2) 02:12
   ONLY 1 OTHER PARTICIPANT SO FAR AND HE WAS NO CHALLENGE.
4. MATTT POTTER GOES ROBOT ON DIAMOND 01:34
   Danny Diamond gets his nads zapped by my robot skillz!
5. Let's Get Retarded - Black Eyed Peas - Danny Diamond 03:35
   Danny Diamond has called us out. Mattt knocked him down. Now it's time to finish him.

My vote goes to Mattt's friend prancing in women's clothing. Which is number 5. But then again, it's like trying to vote for the best disco move and chicks aren't invited.

76 Million Downloads

TROIS-RIVIÈRES, QUE. — As Ghyslain Raza recalled, whenever he walked by his high school's common areas, other students would jump on tables and chant, "Star Wars Kid! Star Wars Kid!" There would be a commotion as they shouted and poked at him, trying to get a reaction. "It was simply unbearable," he said. An otherwise ordinary teen in this Quebec small town, Mr. Raza had become a worldwide object of ridicule when schoolmates put on the Internet a video of him clumsily pretending to be a Star Wars character.

Three years later, Mr. Raza and his parents this week reached an out-of-court settlement with the families of three former schoolmates they had sued for $351,000 in damages. more>>

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Raid on sheep farm ends 43-year hunt

(ANSA) - Palermo, April 11 - Cosa Nostra superboss Bernardo Provenzano, whose ghostly aura fed the Sicilian Mafia's mystique for almost half a century, was arrested Tuesday morning in the biggest police coup in over a decade. Provenzano, 73, did not resist arrest when police broke into his hide-out in an apparently abandoned building on a sheep farm near his home town of Corleone south of Palermo ."He didn't move. He was unruffled and didn't say anything," the arresting officer said. Police called the arrest "historic". more>>

SOURCE: ANSA

Media jumps all over Duke because of a stripper?

DNA tests performed on 46 members of the Duke lacrosse team in an investigation into an alleged rape at an off-campus party last month have come back negative, according to defense attorneys. Lawyers for the athletes said the tests failed to link any of the players to the alleged incident involving a stripper from a nearby college, according to the Durham Herald-Sun newspaper.

The dancer, identified only as a 27-year-old black student from nearby N.C. Central University, has claimed that she was hired to dance at an off-campus party held by members of the men's lacrosse team on the night of March 13 and that three white team members raped and beat her in the bathroom of the house and shouted racial insults. She said she broke five artificial fingernails while clawing at the arms of one of her attackers, but defense attorneys said there was no evidence showing any of the players were touched by her fingernails. The lone black member of the lacrosse team was not DNA tested because the accuser said her attackers were white.

Source: MTV

----Editor's note----
So you believe a stripper over 46 Duke students? So what if they are white, I would still believe a college student over a stripper. But that's not good news. And where was her pimp? Don't "on-site" strippers always have a WWE size tag along?
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Zimbabwe

As I was wasting time on Google Earth, taking the sightseers tour somewhere between Red Square and Vatican City I took a southern turn to Zimbabwe.<--Google Earth Link. Ever been there, neither have I. However, I must admit that it was much more civilized than I was led to believe by the TV people trying to bleed money from my kung fu grip. Cruising overhead I was able to make out soccer fields, golf courses, buildings big and small and many many homes. Of course the detail for the homes is limited by Google Earth, but still, blew me away and changed my perception of this third world country. This intrigued me to look up local news for Zimbabwe. Zimbabwe News Here the headlines are of a serious cholera outbreak. The local authorities spot check vehicles not for DUI but for produce. Concerns are all relative. Here in the states, our produce is generally disease free, consequently we are able to focus our authorities on the teenager with a bag of weed. Nice.