Can you feel it...we've got chemistry here

This was a commercial for SmartBeep, a pager company. Back in 1999 when you emailed your entire contacts every thing you thought was funny, this was popular. Be your own judge, but farts are funny.

See the video...

Dance Contest - I Gotz Skilz to pay the Billz

Danny Diamond has called us out. Mattt knocked him down. Now it's time to finish him. Here are the links to a "Dance Contest" I have been tracking. Why? Because it is like a car wreck in the 80's happening today. There are more than what's listed, but these will wet your appetite.

1. Danny Diamond Challenges You to a Dance-off!!!! 03:02
   All you boring bloggers and ass shaking bitches. It's time to step it up.
2. Mattt Potter Takes Danny Diamonds Challenge. 03:36
   Danny you call that a dance video?
3. DANNY DIAMOND DANCE-OFF CHALLENGE (ROUND 2) 02:12
   ONLY 1 OTHER PARTICIPANT SO FAR AND HE WAS NO CHALLENGE.
4. MATTT POTTER GOES ROBOT ON DIAMOND 01:34
   Danny Diamond gets his nads zapped by my robot skillz!
5. Let's Get Retarded - Black Eyed Peas - Danny Diamond 03:35
   Danny Diamond has called us out. Mattt knocked him down. Now it's time to finish him.

My vote goes to Mattt's friend prancing in women's clothing. Which is number 5. But then again, it's like trying to vote for the best disco move and chicks aren't invited.